Collection: SEX/ROMANCE

I'm Not Haitian But I'll Eat Your Kitty

Fisting Makes Me Come Alive (Kermit The Frog)

Free Hugs (World Champion Slut Hugger)

I'm The One You Gotta Blow To Get A Drink Around Here

This Orgy Sure Is Off To A Slow Start

I'm Not Gay But My Asshole Is

Black Is Beautiful (Black Is The Name Of My Huge White Cock)

To Women From God

Bring Back Hairy Pussies

I Support Single Moms

If You're Happy And You Know It Show Me Your Tits!

Hopeless Romantic Seeks Filthy Whore

I Bleached My Asshole For This?

Coma Sutra

Plan "C"

I'm So Good Santa Came Twice

Mary Was Only A Virgin If You Don't Count Anal

MILF

I'm Not Fighting The Man - I Just Like Fisting

I Eat More Pussy Than Cervical Cancer

Mackin' Cheese

I Put Out For Santa

I Fucking Love To Cuddle

Ask Me About Our Drinks For Blowjobs Program

There Are Two People Fucking On The Back Of This Shirt

Flaming Heterosexual

Swallows

Baaaaaa Means Nooooo

Ob Gyn Kenobi

Stranger (With Benefits)

Your Mom Is A Whore - Merry Christmas

I Wanna Put My (Cock) In Your (Pussy) And Smack Your (Giraffe)

Anyone Need To Earn Money For Rent?

I Only Support Gay Marriage If Both Chicks Are Hot

Amish Women Give The Best Handjobs

Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful - Hate Me Because I Fucked Your Dad